(( …And I apologize for not having responded tonight either. Can’t even think of anything right now - it feels like my brain was forced out of my head and put into a blender on Liquefy. With the lid off. ))

and now if youll excuse me

i have things to attend to

*logs out*

(( I’ll start replying throughout the night. Sorry about that—fell asleep at around 8 AM so I just woke up recently. ))

okay so i got a couple particularly rude anonymous asks (all sent to me by the same one no doubt) and i feel theres a strong need for me to answer them

lets start with the most recent shall we

this one seems a bit forced

for one my breasts are modest compared to other people i know so using the tit engorged mess bit on me seems like a wasted move on your part

and for two if you think my current weight reminds you of a whale despite it being a modest 182 lbs (which looks pretty normal on someone of my stature) then id hate to take you to an aquarium to see a real whale

the dimensions of the real thing would probably cause your head to explode since your mind wouldnt be able to comprehend it

in fact im assuming ignorance over how size works since in your eyes i apparently need to be starving myself to go down from whale to cow

now i could also add that this doesnt seem to diminish the amount of sex i get but as tempted as i am to deliver such an obvious blow im going to let it pass because honestly

this insult isnt even good enough for me to resort to low blows

i think you should step away from the computer a bit dear anon

that way you could be more properly introduced to the concept of having a life

which i do

do you really expect me to stay in front of my computer all day every day

i have things to do outside of blogging you know

and the fact that you whine about me not being around all the time for your entertainment says more about your choice in lifestyle than mine

and we finally descended to this bit

the very first one i got of the three

first of all you have no say in who i fall in love with or who i choose to be with

so if that disgusts you well too bad

its not your love life

its mine

and if you “worry” so much about mine then im definitely worried about yours

second of all she runs her own shop with clothes she designed herself and makes her own money in the process all while doing something she enjoys

im pretty sure that makes her a genius in life

however instead of nitpicking on the points lets focus on the overall fact that you decided to insult my matesprit through me (thereby insulting the both of us in the process)

so not only do you choose a roundabout way to insult someone else but you also do it from within an anonymous veil

thats twice the amount of cowardice i expected to be honest

except its not

its narcissism

because you desperately want me to respond to your messages in public and thus chose to be insulting knowing that the lack of an option to respond privately to anons meant that i would have no choice but to do so

well here you go

ill leave you to masturbate in front of a mirror in peace

audiophilekitsune:

Was doing a couple requests on the Kinkstuck chat to get back in the groove. First one involved drawing a few of the eldritch beings that have appeared and/or been mentioned in the Aradia blog. Gave up at three, though—hell, gave up halfway on the shoggoth.

I’ll be drawing more of these in the future. I need practice drawing more serious stuff ‘cause I don’t get asked to do that often enough.

(( Reblogging here because of relevancy. ))

anyway i think im done blogging for the night

i just recently got back home and i need some rest

*logs out*

(( Note: I’ll get to the replies I owe after I sleep. Gonna be attempting to draw and write at the same time for a while to make up for time lost while the computer was being fixed. ))

okay so after a bit of browsing around ive learned two things that i missed in my absence

the first is that auto disappeared again though her reason this time is one that i believe to be a lot healthier than previous ones

i remember doing something similar to that during my years before getting this blog (or at least during the times when my body was capable since we know how it was back then)

so i can only hope all goes well

…

as for the second thing

well

i learned that im the only one who doesnt live in a universe where death is cheaper than a bag of chips

arbitersrenewal:

Precisely! I love that humans tend to be so very judgmental, then become offended when you call them out on it. Bah. Bah to their hypocrisy!

to be fair a lot of trolls get offended when called out as well

its a universal constant

also sorry for the absence everyone

was in the other realm again and you guys know how weird time flows there

its going to take me a while to catch up on things so if i dont answer for a while its because of that

im pretty sure you dont have to be human to form an opinion (or even learn the facts) of what they go through

ignoring the perspective of an outsider instead of considering why the outsider feels that way will only lead to lack of understanding

but then again it might be too much to expect another person to understand that since you humans do it with yourselves all the time

just look at how they deal with foreigners and immigrants in various countries for example

pretty sure theres a large segment in this particular one that believes those farther south of a specific line on the map are of lesser intellect and thus ignore their side of things

but what do i know

im just a troll whos lived on earth over a quarter of her life (for contexts sake half of it was in alternia and the remaining fraction was in the game)

(( First of all, updated relationships a bit (both the VIP and regular ones) to reflect both a deleted blog and one that’s gone to a maybe-permanent-but-hopefully-not-so hiatus. Still don’t know how to handle the former one, though—this blog doesn’t really do resets or the like so I can’t exactly pretend she no longer exists. Ah, well.

Second: As you’ve noticed my appearances here are starting to be a bit… erratic, shall we say. I haven’t forgotten the responses or anything—it’s just a combination of being busy and being very, very physically tired. Things should be resolved soon so I’ll be resuming my responses by the weekend, hopefully—starting with the replies to gluttonousauxiliatrix, giganticgnostic, redmutantgentleman, giantessfeferi (the sleepover one) and apocalypseardent since those are the most recent ones, then moving on to the rest. Oh, and I’ll be returning to the Aranea blog because wow, I keep neglecting that poor thing despite how fun it is to RP as her.

So yeah. Will be posting on my personal every once in a while until then. ))

giganticgnostic:

gotcha! *she zaps aradia’s butt to match the hips, and then her curves expand a few more sizes even bigger from there, giving her a very severe hourglass shape* if you want me to do something specific as we go, give me a shout! otherwise, on with the show!

*skipping all the fanfare of growth, but not sacrificing any of the dramatic flashiness, jade closed her eyes, enveloping the two girls in a green glow. in a bright flash, they were hovering above the planet, which looked like little more than a basketball to them now* alright, let me know when all of your timeline stuff is in place, so we can start having some fun! ;D

You smile again as you feel your butt grow, followed by everything else once more, giving you an overly-voluptuous figure (which, needless to say, you loved). Before you can reply or even thank her, though, a green flash forces you to momentarily close your eyes, finding yourself floating in space the moment you opened them, staring in wide-eyed wonder at the sphere that was the world you were just in (which was now small enough from your perspective that you could probably grab it with your hands if you tried).

The smile turns into a grin as you began to ponder on what to do at this size, though first you had to ensure that everything can be done without harming anyone that you knew. “i can handle that easily, dont worry!” you said as Jade mentioned the timeline stuff, placing a hand on her shoulder again as you both disappeared in another bright flash—a red one this time—and arrived in front of a world that was similar yet somewhat different in feel from the previous one.

“and here we are!” you exclaimed as you let go of her, using your psionics to maneuver yourself across space since, well, your wings were pretty much useless here.

gluttonousauxiliatrix:

“Mhmm !”

You sigh contently.

“I Have To Ask Though

Was Your Absence Truly So Uneventful I Mean We Havent Spoken For A Month Or So”

“well

mostly

i stayed in my moirails place for the most part”

Mainly because you didn’t want to get involved with that whole Handmaid Jade thing, though once you got there things were relatively quiet.

“a friend of mine recovered from his coma and is now staying at the asylum”

And you almost broke him AGAIN. You’re kind of glad he at least enjoyed it, though you’re also afraid that he might ask for a repeat.

“oh and there was that shindig over at the park during walpurgis night

that was pretty nice”

Massive amounts of free food and drinks, lots of spellbooks gifted to you, a dress for Scarlet handmade by one of the witches (with a size change spell so it’s always the same size as her, too), contacts with people who can help you with spellcasting since you no longer study under the librarian… Yep. Pretty nice.

“but for the most part

yeah it was pretty quiet”

giantessfeferi:

“Yea)(, )(e looks like you’ve been taking reely good care of )(im!! 38D I’m s)(ore )(e appreciates all of t)(at, despite t)(e little pranks, )(e)(e!”

Watching Aradia put the tank back together and send it back off towards where it sat before, the sight of the ramtroll pushing off her seat and going somewhere else making you realize that you were acting a little silly, you had hardly moved since you had transportalized in! Spinning around, you decided to make your way over to the massive blanket pile that Aradia had made, temporarily following the maroonblood, though she soon darted off to retriever her own bed.

With a relaxed sigh, you simply let yourself drop into the huge, cushion-y pile, having spun around once you reached it so that you landed on your back, the impact causing a muffled *thump* as your large form sunk into the blankets. Taking the time to actually get a bit of a better look around the place, you soon noticed the inkblots who were now venturing out into the open. You were a little surprised you hadn’t noticed their absence earlier, most of the time you had seen Aradia recently she had had some of them with her, though sure enough, a few of them settled down atop the ramtroll, one in the usual spot that made it seem like she was wearing some sort of bow on her hair.

Thinking back to the last time you saw them, when your mere voice had scared them away, you wondered if they might be any more willing to hang around you know. Though even now, just one loud exclamation and they’d probably all fly away anyway, you reasoned. You were just a bit too loud! However, watching them, you began to notice they seemed to congregate near light, apparently not that different from moths, or really most other insects.

Once Aradia had got her bed situated nearby, and had taken a seat on the edge of it, your wandering thoughts were brought back to the situation at hand as she spoke up, your eyes snapping back to the ramtroll. As you opened your mouth to reply, you briefly wondered how the inkblots would react to your voice now.

“W)(ale, I’m already feeling more at )(ome and more comfortable t)(an I )(ave in a reely long time!!! 38)

And )(ey, t)(is )(as been pretty enjoyable so far!! T)(oug)(, did you bring snacks oar a movie oar somefin like t)(at? 38O Stuff like t)(at always kelps out wit)( a sleepover!!

If naut t)(oug)(, I’m s)(ore we can figure out somefin to do anywaves!! 38D”

A momentary strong breeze accompanied her landing atop the blankets, causing a few of the inkblots to rearrange themselves atop you so as to maintain their position, the ones on your hair having to momentarily lift themselves up into the air as it was suddenly lifted by the breeze, the creatures perching on it again as it returned to its original state. They really haven’t been perching on you as often ever since the spell stopped shining every time you went to sleep, though whenever you were wandering around the asylum alone or with just Scarlet (who they learned to accept after you ordered her to remain calm around them) they would return to perching on you en masse, essentially guaranteeing that you wouldn’t be going anywhere alone.

The moment she spoke, though, the vast majority of them momentarily retreated, though they still managed to maintain their ground, almost as though they were used to loud noises now (or at least heard enough that they were no longer entirely frightened by them, possibly related to that one week you had remained locked up in the library with a certain alternate of hers). You, on the other hand, took it in stride, mostly enjoying her enthusiasm.

“well im afraid i dont really have a movie to show you

but i do have snacks for the both of us!”

You summoned a couple desserts you had on the reception desk, Scarlet currently sitting on one of the plates while she held a small fork, a half-eaten piece of carrot cake right next to her. You placed the plate carrying her right next to you as she kept eating, another plate with a piece of cheesecake and a spoon on your other side. A third dessert—a fruit parfait with a nice spoon on it—remained, floating in front of you as you attempted a spell similar to the one that you had used on the blankets.

“lets see if this works”

You concentrated for a bit, your mind focusing on the runes and inscriptions that you had memorized while your eyes focused on the dessert, your hand almost pointing at it. At first nothing happened, but eventually you started to see a bit of change as the whole thing began to grow… and grow, and grow, and groOLY HELL THAT WAS TOO LARGE.

“whoops”

You now had a 10 ft. parfait resting between the two of you. Glorious.

“i can fix that

hold on”

A bit embarrassed at your blunder, you reversed time on it a little until it was just half as big—still large, but you’ve seen bigger desserts in other restaurants.

gluttonousauxiliatrix:

“Oh Its Nothing Really

I Just Defended A City And Partied With Witches

The Usual I Suppose”

You giggle, though you have no idea about what Aradia’s been up to. You just figured it would be nice to provide a little humor. Humor is good, right? Maybe.

“Realistically Though Ive Just Been Preparing The Spring Collection Of My Store

Its Going Very Well Actually”

You managed to deduce it was a joke from her giggle and the “realistically” bit, but for a moment you were screaming internally as you imagined her using her chainsaw on some cultists and then enjoying the massive buffet/drinks combo along with the witches and the other people who defended the city without either of you realizing that you were both in the same place. You would probably be repeatedly banging your head on a metal pole if that had actually happened.

You quickly bring yourself back to the moment at hand, not showing any signs of the aforementioned internal scream as you chuckled, snuggling a bit on her side.

“thats good!

im glad”

giganticgnostic:

yeah i guess there really isnt much i can do about it now. its just that as witch of space, i feel like i should know more about how my own aspect operates. *she shrugged, deciding to worry about all that later*

*jade rubbed the back of her neck* i am not really a fan of death and destruction, but it is kind of unavoidable with the kind of fun i like to have, so ive come to terms with it. besides, the destruction can be kinda  fun, especially if the other person is really into it. but yeah, i can still totally understand wanting to respect keeping certain places intact. *she smiled, feeling reassured by the hand on her shoulder* well, trust me, after this, you are going to break all of your previous records. there are so many fun things to do when youre bigger than a planet. oh man, i cant wait to show you how good galaxies taste! :D

*jade rubbed her hands* lets get started. so, do you want to take things slow, or just skip ahead to planet size. and any requests on other body parts? *to emphasize this, aradia’s bust and hips plumped up a few more sizes*

You grinned at the prospect of tasting galaxies, though it was soon replaced by a gasp as you felt your hips and bust grow. They didn’t quite reach the sizes you normally got them to whenever you got crazy with the potions, but they still big enough to be noticeably different, your hands groping the mounds on your chest a bit as you smiled clearly enjoying the change.

“just this one im going to say we skip to planet size. im kind of eager to try that out!” You grin again for a moment before thinking. “as for body parts… well, bigger buttcheeks to match the hips would be awesome! id normally ask for a bulge as well so as to match how i usually look after tinkering with potions but i dont think ive given my own normal body parts enough attention lately.”